Seriously Soft!
So impressed with these! My basic Chupa Chaps have become my go-to packer, they’re light and comfortable and stay in place so well. I’ve been looking for a smaller, uncut option for a while, and these are by far my favorites now! The single-pour basic is so soft and feels great, and is just ridiculously comfortable while still fitting into my limited budget. I also picked up a discounted Kolby F3+ with moveable testes, and wow! Definitely the most realistic thing I’ve felt, and very comfortable too. I love that Gramma offers the basic and pre-made/discounted options, and my Kolby has definitely convinced me to spring for made-to-order in the future (now, to decide what I want next…) Thanks for the euphoria, Gramma!
Lee A
Lil Smokey Basic Packer
I ordered the Lil Smokey Basic packer to see if I liked the size and feel before I get the Lil Smokey STP. Order shipped pretty fast, and I love the size and feel of this packer. The quality of this packer for the price is amazing. A great starter packer. I’ve had a few packers and Gramma puts in so much thought into this product. I just ordered the Lil Smokey STP with the Spouti. I’m super excited to try it out! Another review coming soon!
Luc Hilley
Just got my beanie weanie single pour!
Just got my beanie weanie single pour and I am ecstatic, the quality is amazing and it brings me so much euphoria!! Thank you gramma and the team for making amazing products for the trans community:)
Human
I am very satisfied with my sausage
I am very satisfied with my sausage! It is exactly as on the website, or maybe even a little better. It is a really good website, good information, and fantastic humor! There is nothing negative to say about the service - good service! I also think the price is good, or maybe even cheap. And I think it is a huge plus that the sausages can also be sent to other countries! These are some good sausages, and there are many to choose from. You are almost bombarded with "thank you" when you order, and I just want to take this opportunity to say, no THANK YOU! It is you who make a difference for us!
K.A.C.
only had it for three hours and already my fav
received my sausage today, and it's already my absolute favourite. if you want a packer with a realistic look *and* texture, do yourself a favour and get one of Gramma's F3+ sausages. on top of that, the owner is super nice, communicative, helpful, and chill - he made a new subtype of one of the existing packers for a couple of people including myself, and it's so awesome to ask a question and get the immediate feedback of "hey, you're actually not the first to ask for that, and you know what, maybe I'll take this as my sign to finally do it" - and then he does it. the exact thing you asked for. and it turns out amazing. sure, Gramma can't make any old alteration for every single person, but this is very nice for a change compared to [looking at some other, far bigger, far older packer companies] dozens of people asking for something for actual years and when a change is finally made it's often underwhelming. especially considering that, afaik, the owner runs the whole business on his own. hats off, honestly. if you've been considering getting a sausage from Gramma - do it, you won't regret it.
ghosty
Great attention to detail of product
The color, texture, feel and look of the prosthesis is fantastic. My only issue is the tab could be wider and possibly thinner. Also would be nice to have option of ordering different diameter of hole on backside.
K F
Sausages hot off the grill!
Just received my order of 2 sausages. 1-Pack and 1-play, of course. Typically don’t leave reviews but I couldn’t contain myself. I’ve bought units from all of these companies over 10 years. Most you can make do with yet nothing encompassed all my wants/needs but gramma, you nailed it! ** excellent customer service. email any question and they will happily work with you to answer all of your questions.** shipping came just as advertised. I knew it would take a couple of months because this is a hand painted prosthetic, those take time and I’m sure there is a long list of orders he is filling. Well worth the wait. **packer - beautiful paint job, I can’t believe it really matches my skin tone, unlike any other company that I’ve dealt with. The movement of the packer is very natural and has a little bounce to it on its own. very helpful that he has videos on Instagram and the website which show all of the movement and specs of the product. Very lightweight and texture is perfect. **the play - I got the currywurst . It’s a big boy, and not for everyone but it was spot on in design. Would love to see more upward leaning pack/play products as I feel this is more of the natural design. Easier to wear as it should be worn up/to side and not down. I haven’t even used this one yet and I think I’m gonna buy another one lol. The details in veins are fantastic. Very very well done. It’s a bit heavy, but that is expected for most play sausages definitely no complaints just an FYI.Again, I’ve spent thousands and thousands of dollars on trying products from different companies over 10 years. It usually is always something that they miss the mark on. Color is off, or feels unnatural. I can’t say that for these products, very happy with my purchase. This guy better be around for a long time because I don’t know what I’m gonna do if he stops making these! Not to mention the price, very, very reasonable in comparison to the other brands!
Ari Grantham
THE definition of euphoria
THE definition of euphoriaI got drisheen and liverwurst and they look even better in person!! The life-cast packers are a whole new level of realism combined with the tri-densty formula, I'm so happy with them, the euphoria is unmatched. I highly recommend!
Joel
Oscar Minor 3D STP is just right!
This is my 3rd STP from Gramma, and he’s absolutely perfect. The full 3D scrotum was important to me as well as the right shaft length to not be poking straight out in say gym shorts. Oscar Minor STP 3D with a Winkie is the best I’ve found out there after years of many other STP’s. Gramma and team are attentive to questions and updates. Can’t go wrong here.
BMcGoldielocks
Basic Formula Chupa & Smokey
I got the chupa chap and the lil Smokey in the basic formula. I bought them both to decide which model I wanted to invest in for the upgraded f3 formula. Right away I was surprised at the quality of the materials. The basic formula is surprisingly soft and very pleasant to pack with. I had a basic Vienna that I bought a few years ago but there has been a noticeable improvement since then. It smushes down pretty well in pants. The chupa leans a little to the left which really helps with my dysphoria as I’ve never found a packer that matches my phantom peen in that way. Though it has a tendency to flop around due to the balls being a little lopsided. Chupa is great in a harness, but not my everyday wear.The lil Smokey is aesthetically beautiful and stays in place perfectly. I actually cried when I put it in place because i felt like my several years long search for the perfect bulge had finally ended. I use a pouch and it just moves so perfectly with my body. When I stand up it falls perfectly in place and when I sit down, it slides up just a tad to sit in the exact position I need it to. Idk how, it almost feels like a miracle??? Never had a packer do this. I can’t wait to get the f3 version.THANK YOU GRAMMA!!
Adrian G
Grandma is great
Grandma's communication and customer service is great. And the products are beautiful and high quality. Best packers I've tried by far.
Luc
Excellent quality that holds up
I now have four soft packers from GS that I rotate through as my dailies. I have a few others from other popular companies, but Gramma's are the one I use most regularly because of they are the most realistic and hold up the best over time. I've only run into one issue of damage and it was entirely my fault due to the harness style I used and I was able to easily fix it with the patch kit I had bought with my first GS packer. The thickness and texture of the tab have fluctuated a bit over time, but never to the point of concern and it's never caused an issue. Andrew does an excellent job and is always looking out for ways to improve formulas or provide better designs for the community.
Tristan
Incredible Experience. Thanks Gramma Andrew!
Today my little sausage magnets arrived. Upon opening and finding a couple little bonus items I had an overwhelming sense of gratitude and remembering that there are still businesses that care about people no matter how much or little they spend. It made me feel special in a way I forgot existed. So all that to say - thank you - and keep doing what you’re doing
Dani Kirby
I am very very happy with my Kolby
I am very very happy with my Kolby! Unfortunately, my urethra is a little angled from athrophy and i have trouble bearing down at the moment, so using it as an STP will take mooonths of figuring out. But this is the most affirming packer I have ever had. The balls are nice and squishy, and the packer feels nice against my skin. Grandma also had made it witha defect and cared enough to reach out to let me know and also offer to throw in something extra or make a new one. I went with the extra briefs, and they fit nice. My boyfriend is a cis guy and genuinely thinks it looks real, it freaked him out a bit at first when I sent a pic of it by itself on my bed lol!
Jens Ahlund
A+++ customer service and affirming STP packer!
Gramma’s Sausages is a prosthetic company that understands and really cares for the trans community. Andrew worked with me to allow me to try out a Spouti risk-free before committing to that kind of STP system. He also accommodated my concerns and requests about coloring, and was generally responsive, friendly, and helpful!I waited for a month to leave a packer review as I know durability is a big concern for people, but I should mention I was peeing confidently within just a week of getting it. I purchased the STP Andoillette with testes (2D version) and so far I’ve not had any issues with wear and tear, wearing almost every day. The STP packer, especially with testes, does not compress nearly as much as the older F3+ formula I have, but that’s to be expected. Overall this makes the shape of the Andoillette a tiny bit poky, but it’s very manageable if you do not thread the Spouti tube all the way through and wear tight briefs or a harness/jockstrap. The new surface texture is super soft and not at all sticky/tacky, though possibly because the 2D mold is older, the finish leaves a bit to be desired (lots of bubbles/tags in the silicone, which are harder to clean). Overall, the trade-offs between an STP vs a soft packer, as well as a soft vs durable prosthetic, are definitely still present here, but it more than gets the job done and is still very comfortable and affirming. Thanks so much, Gramma!
A—
Amazing product quality and price point!
I bought a STP with spouti in it around December. It arrived in February which is a really great time for hand made products! I only ordered one STP but they sent me two! I am really greatful for that one has a tab on the top part and one does not. I really love both of them and the tab on the top really makes it feel more real and more comfortable to wear! The price for the product is amazing! The only weird thing is the page for my order would never load but I knew these guys have a really great reputation so I just waited and it was so worth the wait!
kenz rae
Five Stars! ⭐️
I bought my packer probably around a year ago and have absolutely loved it. It has a beautiful paint job, has held up well so far, packs amazing and exceeded my expectations. The customer service was top tier. Great communication and overall experience. Thank you Gramma!
Tiko
I am really happy with the product
I am really happy with the product. I have spent a lot of money for similar types of products from other companies and this one is definitely the top runner. I got the Andoillette 3D with the F3+ formula and it is the most realistic packer I have ever owned. The touch and feel of the item helps tremendously with dysphoria. The hand written thank you was a nice touch and makes the transaction feel genuine and personal. I definitely recommend this company and their products and will buy again in the future.
One happy dude
Best packer
I don’t usually leave reviews for products like this but this is the best packer I’ve bought and I’ve had plenty and expensive ones. The softness, the realism and the hard work put into these for the price is absolutely incredible. This will be the only site I’ll buy my packers from for now on!
Dylan Coates
Customer of 3yrs and counting
I have been a returning customer and will continue to be one. The packers I’ve received have been nothing but amazing. I always go for the f+ because that core really makes a difference. I wear them daily for work, gym and etc. The customer service I’ve received has always been phenomenal. Always quick to respond and willing to work with you on what you want on your product.
Angelo
