Stryker's hateful chair
I'm unsure how a hospital in Minnesota got their hands on Satan's throne, and yet here it is. The Stryker Symmetry Plus treatment chair operation manual boasts that the back reclines in "infinite" positions, but this is a cruel lie. The chair's creator really went above and beyond with BOTH nonfunctional mechanics AND the loudest vinyl fabric known to man. I tried slathering it with isopropyl alcohol wipes and setting it on fire, but the nurses kept interrupting me by coming in to check my son's vitals.
